[April Fool's spam]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Like your own Sleeping Beauty? Lonely nerd seeks Prince or Princess Charming.

Talk science with me.

Cannot get it up, or anything else for that matter.

In case of date break glass.

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

I don't get it. You can pick stuff up. You picked your worldhop thing up and went to pretty much the entire world scenery book the other day.

[Nobody ever took this idiot aside and explained some things.]

Do you wanna help us steal a UFO?

[boostup4beetbuster]

I swear, I did not write that!

...And of course I want to steal a UFO. Just one problem. I think I'm on one.

[yes_im_kawaii]

So someone else posted on your thing?

That's not a problem, right? It means you can help us. ...How'd you get on one, though?

[boostup4beetbuster]

I don't know! I've been hanging upside down for the past...wait, what time is it?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Uh... supper. Wait, did aliens kidnap you? Now we really have to steal a UFO!

[boostup4beetbuster]

To be honest, I'm not sure what happened. First my worldhop screwed up. Then I think I may have caused some kind of intergalactic faux pas, since I wasn't wearing the right color. Apparently silver is in here and not gold. Whatever.

[yes_im_kawaii]

How come you can't just disappear and show up someplace better? Where are you? Aside from on a ship.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Because it's in my back pocket and my hands are bound in the front and Sentai hologram sexy god or not, I'm still a nerd and we're not exactly known for amazing acts of physical prowess.

Uh, somewhere past Pluto, I think?

[yes_im_kawaii]

That'll take years! Auu... I'm gonna try and find you right now! We have computers, we can totally do that!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Okay. I'll see if smashing my butt against anything will help.

[yes_im_kawaii]

And since we were already gonna steal a UFO anyway, we can do that, then find you, then save you!

We're gonna show up dressed up as pirates, though. It was J's idea.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Damn. Missed the chance to grab that mermaid costume out of my closet.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I'll bring it!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Don't forget the seashells!

[yes_im_kawaii]

We'll be right over! I wonder how fast it can go...

[boostup4beetbuster]

It'll be fun to find out.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! See you soon when we rescue you!

[Going off in a disjointed pirate princess costume with armfuls of "supplies". If asked, she'll cheerfully say "we're gonna save Jin from wherever-land in space, see you later".]

[boostup4beetbuster]

No problem. I'll be hanging around.