[RL, open to everyone!] Haunted House

[boostup4beetbuster]

You are greeted by a vampire who holds a flashlight up to his face for "spooky" effect. Somewhere around is an egotistical robot dressed as a banana with a mustache. This is the one time of the year where any part of those two sentences will be considered sane even within the community.

"Welcome to the Command Crypt," Jin says in a low voice. "We hope you enjoy your stay--you won't be going back!"

Cue the prerequisite evil laughter as you walk through the halls of a really well-decorated hangar, all decked out with holograms.