[video diary]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yo! Guess who did not spend the past couple of days switched with anyone!

So we destroyed the Metaroid, and I was all set to apologize for the attack getting broadcasted and you guys having to face nightmares, but then I logged on and saw everyone going around freaking out about bodyswaps. I checked, but sure enough, I'm still in Hyperspace and not broadcasting an avatar from anyone else. So then, I decided to just keep watching and laughing, and now it's three in the morning.

You guys are fantastic and I love you.

Comments

[tenminutes]

I'll make you pay for not having to deal with the traumas having the male body parts, you know.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Nothing quite like the traumas of waking up in a box!

[tenminutes]

Who said anything about a box?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Hey, I'm the one in the box. Not a whole lot of room to move in there...even if I could move.

[tenminutes]

Are you normally in a box?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yep. Body's in stasis.

[tenminutes]

Then you're already used to it. I don't usually have a dick, it's kind of a huge difference. --Not that huge. I mean-- I didn't look at it, I don't know how big it is.

[boostup4beetbuster]

I can teleport over a ruler if you need.

[tenminutes]

My goal in life is definitely not to go around measuring strange man-meat!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Really? 'Cause it sounds like a job that'd pay well. Lots of benefits.

[Someone is enjoying this way too much.]

[tenminutes]

Oh, really? Do you want me to come over to your box and measure yours? [ She'll freaking do it. ]

[boostup4beetbuster]

...Depends on if it's been deleted yet.

[tenminutes]

I think I now have the right to harass you for having deleted your penis and become a digital eunuch.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Oi, that's if. When I'm absolutely sure, then you can go ahead.

[tenminutes]

I'd rather just get a head start on it and apologize later.

[embersandashes]

Luckily for you, things like this happen once or twice a month.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Maybe next time, then.

[embersandashes]

I meant lucky for your amusement, actually.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Not all of the viruses are terrible. Some are just damn hilarious. So when I get hit with one, I just go with the flow.

[embersandashes]

You'll do well here.

[boostup4beetbuster]

That's what I figured.

[embersandashes]

How new are you?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Been here since...wow, January community time? That long already?

[embersandashes]

That's a lot longer than I thought you'd say.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, time's not going as fast in my world. For me, it's only been a few months and a lot of viruses crammed in all together.

[embersandashes]

A few years ago there was a group of kids who were here for months, and not even a day passed on their world.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Huh. Weird how this thing works.

[embersandashes]

I'm glad my times match up with community time. It makes things far easier.

[boostup4beetbuster]

No kidding.

[symbolofhappiness]

Well, at least someone is enjoying this.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Waitwaitwait, don't tell me. I can guess...

...It's not Kaitou, 'cause he would have shot me by now.

[symbolofhappiness]

This is just silly. If you really try guessing we might be here all day. And you're not even guessing someone with the right gender yet.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Nice hearing you be direct, Setsuna-chan.

[Because he has to rub that unbearable "genius" thing in everyone's faces.]

[symbolofhappiness]

Eh? [Okay, she... has to admit that she didn't expect that.] How did you know?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Genius. Also, there are only a handful of people I know who would be that straight with me, and I can cross them all off the list.

[symbolofhappiness]

If you say so. And it's hard to remember the genius part sometimes. It's not like you really act like it most of the time.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Keeps people underestimating me. Only a real genius could pull that off!

[symbolofhappiness]

You have an interesting definition of genius. But I guess I shouldn't expect anything else from the guy that invented J.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Exactly.

[symbolofhappiness]

Don't sound so proud when you say that. It wasn't a compliment, you know.

[boostup4beetbuster]

And yet I'm still flattered.

[symbolofhappiness]

...you're so weird.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yep. And damn proud of it.

[symbolofhappiness]

...I don't think I'm ever going to understand you guys.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Probably not.