[locked to Kaitou]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Hey, how you holding up? I would've posted sooner, but a thing came up.

Comments

[of_many_treasures]

You prefer that he's not being crackshipped with potential relatives huh.

[boostup4beetbuster]

It's awkward, let's just say. Especially since I'm not sure about her and me, and I really don't want to say anything either way. I mean, it's not like it really matters, I don't have any other kids...oh, look. We're at the bar. Shutting up now.

[of_many_treasures]

Right. Wait, hold on a sec, we need codenames.

... dibs on Hongo.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Good, 'cause I'm Kaijo. I'm sure they won't mind if we use their names.

[of_many_treasures]

As long as it keeps us from getting arrested and/or ousted, I'm fine with it.

[boostup4beetbuster]

They'll kill us if we get arrested using their names. Well, you'll get killed. I'll just get deleted.

[of_many_treasures]

Or probably. Or just some kind of stern reprimand from 60+ old men.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Dunno, heard Akaranger was still kicking ass and taking names.

[of_many_treasures]

Yeah but they're old enough to be grandpas now. That's enough to make anyone feel bad for offending their elders.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Not me.

[of_many_treasures]

Oh that's right. You're the first and only twenty year old forty year old.

[boostup4beetbuster]

27, thank you very much.

[of_many_treasures]

Still older than I am.

[boostup4beetbuster]

So that makes me your sempai.

[of_many_treasures]

I won't use the title after all. I don't need sempai to notice me.

[boostup4beetbuster]

This is us sober. Just wait till we start drinking.

[of_many_treasures]

Our lives in a nutshell really.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yep. So order up.

[of_many_treasures]

Something German I think is needed for this.

[boostup4beetbuster]

I was thinking Russian, but sure. And it's my money this time, not Ryuji's.

[of_many_treasures]

I can't deal with Vodka. I need something with actual flavor, not something that originated from potato peelings.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Well, that's a good sign, at least. You're getting blitzed, but you want to enjoy it. Tour of Western Europe, then? Germany first, then Scotland for the pain, and Ireland for fun?

[of_many_treasures]

Sure, why not. Anything to make the cycle feel less like we're pedaling across Europe when we're done.

[boostup4beetbuster]

All right. Cherry schnapps to start--transient cherry blossoms in honor of Kendrix. Then scotch for the pain, and when we're done crying, Irish whiskey to lead us in song.

[of_many_treasures]

Wonderful, I can feel my liver protest already.